mayakern:

isthatwhatyoumint:

what a sassy mermaid! (thats cuz the best mermaid is a sassy mermaid!)

how to be a mermaid page seven of seventeen!

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i will be posting one page a day

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how to be a mermaid is 10 years old now hot damn!!

birdblacksocialclub:

A very happy 15th Anniversary to the game that’s ruined my life (said affectionately) and also to this jerk, who has also RUINED MY LIFE (SAID AFFECTIONATELY)

daechwitas:

let me be very clear that if you voted for donald trump or support him in any capacity you are not welcome here. my blog is not the place for you and i do not want you interacting with me. 

gay-privilege:

whoa bro you’ve never been to a corn maze before? well you have to hold my hand the whole time bro it’s like a rule. really weird I know but like I think we should follow it bro

incorrect-noctis-quotes:

Gladio: Don’t be a smartass.

Noctis: Okay, I’ll be a dumbass.

casenumber825:

and i want you. do you want me? do you want me too?

im-abanana:

So people think Gabriel and Beelzebub sometimes spy on Aziraphale and Crowley during their dates in restaurants and honestly, now I cannot erase from my mind the imagine of Aziraphale and Crowley being all romantic and adorable and cute, while a few tables away…

piritos03:

Instructions for serpents 🐍

:

Anathema: I cant believe you and Crowley broke the best last night, it must have been wild

Aziraphale: haha… yeah..

- Last Night -

Aziraphale: I bet you cant jump high enough to touch the ceiling

Crowley: fucking watch me

ezraomii:

Adam, handing Crowley a phone: Crowley! Quick, you have to pretend to be my mom to Pepper’s mom.

Crowley: Hello. This is- mama Adam. Yes. The children are playing swords. Sorry, with swords. They’re bleeding. Oh no, they are dead. Don’t call again.

Adam:

Crowley: Sorry, I panicked.

purple-bees:

Aziraphale: Someone ate all of my powdered donuts! Crowley, do you know who-

Aziraphale:

Aziraphale: Crowley dear, what’s on your shirt?

Crowley, his shirt covered in white donut powder: Cocaine.